keelayjams: A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted
starvingfartist: i knew you were trouble when you walked in now im lion on the cold hard ground
elisabethdarcy: THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING
My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for...
WHEN I GET HOME FROM WORK/CLASS
HAVING A BOYFRIEND
howdoiputthisgently: THE FIRST FEW MONTHS IT’S LIKE: AFTER THAT:
WHEN I ATTEMPT TO PIECE TOGETHER MY NIGHT OUT BY...
WHEN MY ROOMMATES ARE DRUNK BUT I'M NOT
howdoiputthisgently: IT’S LIKE:
videohall: Bad lip reading: Joe Biden (Unbelievably funny) > That was more entertaining than I was ever expecting. > Still sounds more intelligent than the real Joe Biden.